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Suzan Charlton is a professional cartoonist who is rumored to practice insurance coverage law as a hobby for a major Washington D.C. law firm. Her cartoons cover a wide range of law-related topics, from law school grades to law firm romance.

Song of the Month: Ethics are Easy
Lyrics by Toni Haleen; Music by Toni Haleen and Shirley Mier

audio player.

Available on Soulless Bloodsucking Lawyers: A Brief Musical

Little girl, I'm gonna teach you a thing
about what we call L- A- W- law
The beauty of it is you can make it go any
old way you W- A- N- T- want
But you gotta decide if you wanna be fast or you wanna be slow
If you wanna be S- A- F- E safe, then by all
means ethics is the way to go

But I think you'll find that

Ethics are easy, E- A- S- Y easy
Easy isn't sexy, and sexy's for me
If you like it sexy, S- E- X- Y- sexy
Stay away from ethics, and sexy you'll be

Right about now you're thinking, "what makes
a case have S- E- X appeal?"
I can tell ya that money or lots at stake
makes my heart race and skip a beat
But there's nothing more B- O- R- I- N- G
than a case that's etihcal and easy
So if you're smary you'll live on the edge
and you'll keep it sexy.

Lyrics © Toni Haleen; Music © Toni Haleen and Shirley Mier

Just one of the hilarious songs on
Soulless, Bloodsucking Lawyers: A Brief Musical

Juris Comic

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Poeticus Lex: Chew on This!
by Fred C. Russcol, Esq.
Lawyers are just people who understand our laws—
Folks like all others, with human faults and flaws;
Though we spent three years or more in legal education,
Like many sinners, we engage in daily mastication!
If cornered, any lawyer must admit he masticates
At least three times in every day, and even while on dates!
Sometimes an hour or more the act can linger on
Depending just how long ‘til the raging hunger’s gone,
And when the mastication’s done, without shame or contrition,
We follow up with public acts of blatant deglutition!

As if that were not quite enough to poison others’ minds,
Lawyers all engage in acts of hortatory kinds;
Indeed, although it’s not admitted or advertised per se,
Attorneys will commit such acts at least once every day.
And, though it may appear quite shameful to report,
We often do these kinds of things right out in open Court!
(In fact, when faced with urges that he or she can’t quench,
A Judge may even do these acts right there upon the bench!)

I plead for understanding of these shameful acts before us,
(And refer the reader to dictionary or thesaurus.)

Fred C. Russcol, Esq. is Of Counsel to Castro & Remer, P.C. in Ossining, New York. This poem was originally printed in the Westchester Bar Journal and is reprinted with the permission of the Westchester County Bar Association.

In This Issue

  1. Bar Exam Survival Kit is the Perfect Gift for Any Recent Law Grad
  2. Feature Article: When Personal Life Impacts Professional Life
  3. Stu's Views
  4. Greetings from TBH: Andertoons Joins TBH with Clever Christmas Card
  5. Cartoons by Dan
  6. Video of the Month: Hearsay Exceptions
  7. TBH Expands Games Department with Disorderly ConductTM
  8. Lawtoons
  9. Song of the Month: Ethics Are Easy
  10. Cartoon: Juris Comic
  11. Poeticus Lex: Chew on This!
Bar Exam Survival Kit is the Perfect Gift for Any Recent Law Grad
Tell your recent law grad to forget BarBri, MicroMash and Pieper, and study with Law School in a Box, the U.S. Constitution Quiz Deck and Stump Your Lawyer instead!

These three study aids, together with 2nd Helping of Chicken Suit for the Lawyer's Soul—which covers everything from trusts & estates ("My Will") to torts ("Why Don't We Get Drunk and Sue") and criminal law ("Probation Polka"), along with our Classic Billable Hour® Watch (to watch those precious minutes ticking away)—comprise the Billable Hour Company's Bar Exam Survival Kit (passing score not guaranteed).

All of these items come artfully arranged in a first aid-themed gift box, protected by a clear celo bag topped by a huge 4" red bow.

Bar Exam Survival Kit

When Personal Life Impacts Professional Life
by Julie Fleming Brown
One of the ways that I describe the work I do is "professional and personal coaching for lawyers." Although I occasionally do what amounts to life coaching for someone who happens to be a lawyer, my passion lies in helping lawyers develop their professional lives, which often relates in some way to their personal lives. We are, after all, people first and lawyers second.

Sometimes, the relationship between the professional and personal sides of life becomes blurred. That may be a work/life balance issue that calls for reflection on the degree, if any, to which the lawyer wants to separate the two.

But sometimes, a lawyer will experience a personal problem that he can’t keep entirely separate from his professional life. Serious illness is one example, though the challenge there tends to come when the actual crisis is over, when recovery begins. My take on that situation is rather clear: do whatever is necessary to ensure your reclaimed health, no matter what professional consequences may follow, but conduct your affairs so that your clients don’t suffer. For more on one lawyer’s solution in this circumstance, see The Complete Lawyer article entitled The Healthiest Lawyer.

Then there are the personal circumstances that don’t have the potential for personal life-or-death consequences. Examples are a family member’s prolonged illness or death, or facing the prospect or reality of divorce. Although most of us are practiced at putting on the "game face" and getting on with work, events of this magnitude may make it difficult or impossible to manage that. Each person is, of course, different, and no solution will fit everyone. Here, however, are some ideas of coping mechanisms.

Support. Get the support you need, whether that’s counseling, a support group, a coach, or some blend of the three. Asking for help may not come naturally, but it can help you avoid mental or emotional tunnel vision and help you identify your best options.

Consider whether to share your news. Depending on the situation, you may need to let a colleague or supervisor at your firm know what’s going on. There’s no need to share details, but especially if you suspect that there will be an actual conflict between your professional responsibilities and your personal ones, it’s often best to let someone else know.

Practice centering exercises. Whether it’s meditation, yoga, or just deep breathing, physical activities can help you center yourself so you are better prepared to deal with work while you’re working and less likely to be pulled away mentally or emotionally by whatever is causing you distress. This can be as simple as sitting in silence for 3-4 minutes and paying attention to your breath, gently releasing any thoughts that may come up. The beauty of a practice this simple, of course, is that you can revisit it at any moment, without even letting others know you’re doing it.

Excellent self-care. Get enough sleep. Eat real, healthy food. Don’t drink too much alcohol. Keep your body well-hydrated. When you’re under severe stress, it’s easy to let this go, but the extra effort will serve you well.

Be realistic. You may need to cut back on your hours, take a "vacation," or even take a leave of absence. Or you may not. Just don’t try to be a hero. A realistic appraisal of your energy will keep you from taking on too much, causing yourself to crash and burn.

Reflect. Journal writing can be a terrific tool for working through difficult issues.

Manage your energy. Take advantage of the days when you have sufficient energy to work hard. Although you can take steps to keep your energy as high as possible (the other steps suggested here, for instance), it’s a reasonably safe bet that your energy will lag at some point, and you’ll be able to work with that rhythm if you maximize your output when you can.

Remember that this, too, will pass. It’s a trite saying that may not offer much comfort in the moments of deepest pain, but the difficult times will not last forever.

Julie Fleming Brown, J.D., A.C.C. provides attorney development coaching and consulting to law firm associates and partners, focusing on topics such as leadership, client, and professional development; career strategy; and work/life integration. A certified leadership coach (Georgetown University), Julie publishes the weekly email newsletter Leadership Matters for Lawyers and posts often on the Life at the Bar Blog. Learn more at www.LifeAtTheBar.com or by contacting Julie by telephone at 800.758.6214 or by email to jfb@lifeatthebar.com. Julie Fleming Brown

Stu's Views

You'll Do Great
©Stu Rees. All rights reserved.

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Greetings From TBH: Andertoons Joins TBH With Clever Christmas Card
Those of you who read The Timesheet on our website are already familiar with the work Mark Anderson, the cartoonist behind our new Andertoons greeting card line: he provides the Daily Legal Toon that appears at the bottom of each issue.

We we saw the image below, we knew it would be a big hit at the Billable Hour Card Store. Luckily for us (and you), Mark agreed.

Nice Until Naughty
©Andertoons. All rights reserved.

Mark lives in the Chicago area with his wife, their children, two cats, a dog and several dust bunnies.

Publications that use his cartoons include: Reader's Digest, The Wall Street Journal, Good Housekeeping, Forbes, Barrons, Woman's World, Harvard Business Review, Saturday Evening Post, American Legion Magazine, Funny Times and many more.

Corporate clients and other publishers include: General Electric, Walgreens, Morgan Stanley, Microsoft, IBM, MapQuest, McGraw-Hill, Chicken Soup for the Soul, Sports Authority and numerous others.

You can find more of Mark's hilarious cartoons at www.Andertoons.com.

Cartoons by Dan

Quality Time
©Dan Rosandich. All rights reserved.

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Video of the Month: Hearsay Exceptions

After watching this video, you'll ace any evidence questions on the bar exam:

Hearsay Exception

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TBH Expands Games Department with Disorderly ConductTM
Disorderly Conduct™ helps demystify the law, so you can learn more about how our judicial system works while having a lot of fun! This is a perfect game for dorm rooms, family night, law offices and parties.

You can test your legal knowledge with 350 multiple-choice questions in 7 legal categories: property, torts, evidence, general practice, constitutional and criminal law. Each question is based on real case law, with answers on the back of each card supported by actual case precedent.

To win the game, a player or team must be the first to correctly anser one question from each category, and then head to the center of the board (the "Courthouse") to answer one final General Practice question.

Disorderly Conduct

The eye-catching triangular game board contains three portals that let players jump to other sides of the board. This allows players access to unanswered questions easily to gain a competitive advantage.

Three different kinds of Action Cards keep the game moving quickly and the competition heated. Like a well-written decision, each Action Card gives a reason for the action taken. So, for example, you can lose your turn for losing an unopposed motion. On the flip side, you can take a turn from the opponent of your choice when (for example), your law school names you alumn of the year in recognition of your dedicated legal work for the poor and underprivileged.

The game is designed for two or more individual players, or for 3 teams of multiple players. Ages 15 and up. A Michigan administrative law judge created Disorderly Conduct after encountering many unrepresented petitioners who didn't understand how to proceed in their hearings or know what their rights or duties were. The ALJ's wife, formerly a practicing lawyer, uses the game as coach of the mock trial team at an alternative high school for at-risk youths. Although the school is small, the team has done better than expected against large schools with very established mock trial teams.

You can find Disorderly Conduct™ in our Games & Books Department. It's also part of the Fun & Games Set and the Board Games Set.

Lawtoons
by Suzan Charlton, Esq.

For all those taking the bar exam this month, here's a cheat sheet for the MPRE:

Ethics Test

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©Suzan Charlton. All rights reserved.

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