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And, even though we don't live in a Ward, June, Beaver and Wally world, you can make sure that your father knows best with our Father's Day special:

All too often, we (and I include myself) hear the "beep" or feel the vibration and pounce immediately, even in the middle of a sentence—our own or someone else’s. And I’ve seen (and though I’d prefer not to admit it, experienced) the discomfort that can occur when someone knows there’s an email waiting but doesn’t pounce. The ticks, the nervousness. It’s almost pathological sometimes.

Recently, I decided to drive for a business trip rather than fly, and for safety’s sake, I didn’t want to be tempted to look at my BlackBerry everytime an email came in. So I set the profile to ring for phone calls only, and to be silent otherwise. I drove almost 150 miles before I had to stop for gas, and I checked the BlackBerry then. I had about 40 messages, none of them urgent. And I had a strange feeling that I subsequently identified as peace. Peace! No irritating noises, no demands, no irrelevant press releases. It was a good change.

That was a month ago, and I’ve continued to keep my BlackBerry on "phone only." If I’m expecting something urgent, I ask for a phone call rather than an email, and it’s been truly instructive to discover how much better conversations are when I’m not wondering about the email I just heard arriving. And the truth is, I have yet to miss anything important as a result of this practice.

Try it. Just for today. You can change back tomorrow if you like. I predict you won’t want to, and I predict you’ll be more present to your work, the people you’re with, even your own relaxation. And in turn, you’ll be more productive and more creative.

Not a bad return on eliminating an irritant, is it?

Julie Fleming Brown, J.D., A.C.C. provides attorney development coaching and consulting to law firm associates and partners, focusing on topics such as leadership, client, and professional development; career strategy; and work/life integration. A certified leadership coach (Georgetown University), Julie publishes the weekly email newsletter Leadership Matters for Lawyers and posts often on the Life at the Bar Blog. Learn more at www.LifeAtTheBar.com or by contacting Julie by telephone at 800.758.6214 or by email to jfb@lifeatthebar.com.

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We particularly like the first card, which can do double duty for Father's Day and Paralegal Day/Paralegal Week.

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©Dan Rosandich. All rights reserved.

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At first, Popular Names developed informally, by consensus of politicians, journalists, and assorted pundits. Nobody officially bestowed them. Beginning in the early twentieth century, Congress realized that they could expedite, and control, the process by inserting official Short Titles right into the text of statutes. The Short Titles were meant to be instantly "Popular."

The use of Short Titles has been traced back as far as an agricultural bill of 1916 that had the audacity to call itself the Federal Farm Loan Act. Short Titles, however, did not really take off until the New Deal, when a mass of complex legislation suddenly demanded some very clever packaging. This was the era of the National Industrial Recovery Act, the Tennessee Valley Authority Act, and the granddaddy of them all, the Social Security Act, a name that is considerably easier to remember than the Long Title:

An act to provide for the general welfare by establishing a system of Federal old-age benefits, and by enabling the several States to make more adequate provision for aged persons, blind persons, dependent and crippled children, maternal and child welfare, public health, and the administration of their unemployment compensation laws; to establish a Social Security Board; to raise revenue; and for other purposes.

A certain enforced blandness is the general rule with legislation. Congress even manages to drain the excitement out of cars, trucks, and trains by their deft use of the phrase Surface Transportation. In Britain, when the government acted to crack down on marauding bands of soccer hooligans, Parliament reduced the whole unpleasantness of the subject into a single throat-clearing parenthetical: The Football (Disorder) Act 2000.

Whenever possible, lawmakers strive to give statutes names that people cannot disagree with, such as the Clean Air Act, the Animal Welfare Act, and the Child Protection Act, to name just a few. Who could be against those things? British parliamentarians employ the same technique, as can be seen in the unassailable Equality Act of 2004—although one wonders what took them so long to get around to that one. Excerpted from the book The Party of the First Part: The Curious World of Legalese by Adam Freedman. ©2007 by Adam Freedman. Reprinted by arrangement with Henry Holt and Company, L.L.C.

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All my life I have been searchin'
for the fabled Promised Land
Now with all my fellow lawyers
we shall walk there hand in hand
Through the trials and tribulations
of a lawyer's life's temptations
I know that we will all get there some way

After years and years of wanderin'
Oh, the Kingdom will be ours
Then our names will all be printed
on those golden business cards
And our hearts will swell with pride
the day those gates swing open wide
And we all become full partners there one day

Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
Ol' Saint Peter's the receptionist
He'll hold your calls except when it's
A call from the Supreme Court in the sky

Where Mother Justice, Father Lawsuit
and Saint Legal Fee abide
There'll be no more cares or sorrows
in that place where we'll reside
I will leave all earthly things
when I put on those pinstripe wings
And join the choir to sing in harmony

We will sing the songs of aimless souls
who once had gone astray
Who were lost but now are found in
law libraries every day
Markin' up cite form errata
Growin' Blue Book rule stigmata
In the only place that's made for you and me

Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
We'll sing "Amen, Hallelujah"
‘Cause the clients never sue ya
When we reach that Mighty Law Firm in the Sky

All the plaintiffs and defendants their
inheritance shall see
And the biggest corporations all will
join the jamboree
They will put their hands together and
sing praise for you and me
When they know that their Redeemer
has a blessed law degree

Won't you take me to the courthouse
where the sun is shining bright
All the angels serve as jurors and
the judge's robes are white
Rules of ethics will be easy
‘Cause no lawyer's ever sleazy
And bar association dues are free

Come into my corner office and if
you need some advice
Take a seat and have some coffee,
we'll discuss your afterlife
If your soul's in litigation
With the firm's representation
You'll find salvation for a modest fee

Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
We will all be there together by and by
Where the top notch legal eagles
And a few good paralegals
Work together in that Law Firm in the sky

Oh, that Mighty Law Firm in the sky
It was founded by that Perry Mason guy
Leave behind the chains of livin'
All malpractice is forgiven
When we reach that Mighty Law Firm in the -
Reach that Mighty Law Firm
When we reach that Mighty Law Firm in the sky!

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People ask if it's the plan
To plant a nepotism tree
And have him work for his old man—
More likely, he might hire me!

New tricks this old dog can't be taught,
But lots of old tricks I employ
And I can't help but think I ought
To pass them on down to my boy

Fred C. Russcol, Esq. is Of Counsel to Castro & Remer, P.C. in Ossining, New York. This poem was originally printed in the Westchester Bar Journal and is reprinted with the permission of the Westchester County Bar Association.