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What if it's your mind that needs decluttering? When your brain is filled with "must do" tasks of both professional and personal origin, when you're worried about something, when you're trying to make a difficult decision, and when all of your thoughts are further agitated by the "noise" of life, it's easy to get lost in mental chaos. One day when I was preparing for a major client meeting and dealing with my mother's terminal illness, I stopped by the grocery store on my way home. I knew I was distracted, so I'd taken the time to write down the items I needed to buy. But I proved how distracted I was when I returned to my car to find it still running with the keys in the ignition! I wish I'd had access to the terrific post by Zen Habits titled 15 Can't-Miss Ways to Declutter Your Mind. The tactics (with clarification available in the Zen Habits post):

1. Breathe
2. Write it down
3. Identify the essential
4. Eliminate
5. Journal
6. Rethink your sleep
7. Take a walk
8. Watch less TV
9. Get in touch with nature
10. Do less
11. Go slower
12. Let go
13. Declutter your surroundings
14. Single-task
15. Get a load off (Vent!)

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What with the holiday season and all, we've been so busy here at The Billable Hour Company that I didn't have a chance to send out cards to my legal research and writing clients. Luckily, the cards in the "Weird Law Words" series of cards from the Billable Hour Card Store's Lawtoons collection work perfectly as belated holiday cards. The card I use: Although I'll be using Weird Law Words 2, Weird Law Words, More Weird Law Words and Still More Weird Law Words would also work. Who I send the card to: colleagues, clients and friends

My message: in this case, the punch line is in the inside of the card: Dilatory Behind us are Christmas And the miracle of eight, But for sharing good wishes, It's never too late: May you have health and prosperity 'Til December's last date In short, all the best in 2008! Other features I use: The "Classic" font has a celebratory feeling that I think is perfect for holiday cards. I use a rich font color (like maroon or navy) and make the font bold. I also upload my logo, which is printed beneath the text. I have the cards shipped to me, so that I can write a personal note and hand-sign each one.

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Trial by jury was a medieval invention and, some would say, remains a distinctly medieval spectacle. For centuries, the British determined guilt and innocence by the ordeal, such as the ordeal by water—if she floats, she's a witch—and the ordeal by fire (cousin to today's commonly-invoked "trial by fire"), in which the accused had to walk nine paces with a red-hot iron in both hands.

Another method of dispute resolution, trial by battle, or battel, was imported to England by the Norman conquerors. Although not distinguished by verbal jousting, trial by battle had its own technical rules of pleading. A man accused of a crime could demand a battle by pleading "not guilty" followed by the words "and I will defend the same by my body." After which he would have to throw down his gauntlet (an armored glove).

In 1215, the Catholic Church effectively abolished trial by ordeal. Suddenly, authorities all over Europe had to find an equally scientific way to determine innocence and guilt—a tall order at a time when bloodletting represented the latest in medical technology. British jurists hit upon the novel idea of rounding up twelve local men and making them swear to tell the truth. The twelve men were called a jury, from the Old French word juree, and ultimately, from the Latin jurare, meaning "to swear." Jurare, by the way, is also the root of jurat, a word that is still inserted at the end of many boilerplate affidavits, next to the notary public's signature.

You might have noticed that the Church did not abolish trial by battle, but only trial by ordeal. The right to a battle was hardly ever invoked after the fifteenth century, but it remained a legal option in England until 1819. In that year, a man named Abraham Thornton stood accused of murdering young Mary Ashford, whose elder brother William pressed charges. On November 17, 1817, Thornton appeared in the Court of King's Bench and was asked to enter a plea. He entered a plea of not guilty and challenged Ashford's brother to a battle. He then threw down a large gauntlet; presumably to the astonishment of all present. The case against Thornton was dismissed and Parliament rushed through legislation to ban trial by battle.

There is a postscript. The Act of 1819 only applied to England and Wales. In 1985 two brothers on trial in Scotland invoked their right to trial by battle against the Queen's champion. The court, however, decided that the right to trial by battle no longer existed in Scotland and, even if it did, the brothers had failed to throw down a gauntlet. So there.

Excerpted from the book The Party of the First Part: The Curious World of Legalese by Adam Freedman. ©2007 by Adam Freedman. Reprinted by arrangement with Henry Holt and Company, L.L.C.

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The language of law
Notwithstanding and hereinabove
Wherefore said shall include but not limited to
Quid pro quo sine die

The language of law
Jurisdiction and sine qua non
Ex post facto in rem guardian ad litem
In personam de jure

Voir dire habeas corpus interrogatory
Due process probation plea of not guilty
Issue subpoena deposition duces tecum

The language of law
Mitigation and statute of frauds
Motion in limine interlocutory indefeasibly vested

Plaintiff assumption of contractual indemnity
Hearsay consideration motion j.n.o.v
Jury hereinbelow special exception
Recusal abuse of discretion
The Rule of Perpetuities

The language of law
Inter vivos and per capita
Testamentary trust equity omnibus
Pro hac vice amicus

The language of law
Intervenor ab initio
Forum non conveniens scienter lis pendens
Witness non compos mentis

Per se obiter dicta writ of certiorari
Ex delicto ordered adjudged and decreed
Res ipsa loquitur in accord and satisfaction
The language of law
Jurisdiction and sine qua non
Ex post facto in rem guardian ad litem
In personam de jure pro bono
Sing the language of the law! Cha cha cha!

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Administering your estate
May be a person you would hate,
But if you leave no Will behind
The court will just be flying blind.

Your money, stocks and bonds, and jewels
Will pass by statutory rules
And you will not have any say
In how they give your things away;
Without a Will expertly made,
Your wishes will not be obeyed.

And taxes that you might avoid,
If proper tactics were employed,
May reduce, to your chagrin,
What passes to your kith and kin
If you neglect to contemplate
A fitting plan for your estate.

The best part of a Will, you'll find,
Is that it gives you peace of mind,
To know you've acted to ensure
Your loved ones will be quite secure.

The main concern is not to wait
Beyond the point when it's too late;
Since none of us can ever tell
Just when we'll make our last farewell,
The only prudent course to take
Is to give your heirs a break
And start to make a Will today,
Without another day's delay.
(If some heir later makes you sore,
That's just what codicils are for!)

Fred C. Russcol, Esq. is Of Counsel to Castro & Remer, P.C. in White Plains, New York. This poem was originally printed in the Westchester Bar Journal and is reprinted with the permission of the Westchester County Bar Association.