Friend - the potato diet

May 23rd, 2004 at 5:50 pm
Hi Friend In the last message I sent you a few days ago, I mentioned the Potato Diet, and then forgot to include all the details. Here they are - ...let me tell you about the new Potato Diet that I predict will sweep the nation. You thought carbs were bad? Not any more. Try the new Potato Diet and watch the pounds just melt away! First, you'll need to find a source of just the right kind of potatoes. They need to be as perfectly round as possible, about one inch in diameter - like the shape and size of a golf ball. (I recommend you use Hastings potatoes from my grandmother's farm in Hastings, Florida.) Next, you'll need to rig up a slingshot inside your refrigerator, that will go off when you open the door. Every time you open the fridge, the slingshot shoots a potato right into your forehead. By the time you wake up, you're no longer hungry! Many times you'll even forget why you went to the fridge in the first place. Occasionally, as you're lying on the floor in a stupor, you may feel the urge to munch on the raw potato that's lodged into your skull. Not a problem! Raw potatoes are an excellent source of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, and fiber. Hey, if you can’t lose weight from the brand new Potato Diet... ! Okay, you know I'm joking. Obviously I've been spending a little too much time on the farm. We've just got to do something with all these darn potatoes! For information on working with emotions, grab your copy of the e-book, "How To Create Your Own Reality". Just click on the link below. http://www.join-the-fun.com/bookletter.html Brought to you by Mark Ivar Myhre The Emotional Healing Wizard fiercely slaying your emotional dragons!