Friend - the potato diet
May 23rd, 2004 at 5:50 pmHi Friend In the last message I sent you a few days ago, I
mentioned the Potato Diet, and then forgot to include all the
details. Here they are - ...let me tell you about the new Potato
Diet that I predict will sweep the nation. You thought carbs were
bad? Not any more. Try the new Potato Diet and watch the pounds
just melt away! First, you'll need to find a source of just the
right kind of potatoes. They need to be as perfectly round as
possible, about one inch in diameter - like the shape and size of a
golf ball. (I recommend you use Hastings potatoes from my
grandmother's farm in Hastings, Florida.) Next, you'll need to rig
up a slingshot inside your refrigerator, that will go off when you
open the door. Every time you open the fridge, the slingshot shoots
a potato right into your forehead. By the time you wake up, you're
no longer hungry! Many times you'll even forget why you went to the
fridge in the first place. Occasionally, as you're lying on the
floor in a stupor, you may feel the urge to munch on the raw potato
that's lodged into your skull. Not a problem! Raw potatoes are an
excellent source of Vitamin A, Vitamin C, and fiber. Hey, if you
can’t lose weight from the brand new Potato Diet... ! Okay, you
know I'm joking. Obviously I've been spending a little too much
time on the farm. We've just got to do something with all these
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