To all loyal Texans,
everywhere,
Okay, people, you are not going to believe this,
but the Constitution Party of Missouri has
insulted the honor of the State of Texas, the
Constitution Party of Texas, and your
mother, in the process!
Those mule-headed "Show Me" Missourians have
taunted us with an offer to send us money, if the
Texas Rangers win the World Series, but if the
St. Louis Cardinals win, we would have to send
them money!
In other words, they are betting us that the
St. Louis
Cardinals are better than the
Texas
Rangers!
Are we going to take this lying down?
It's a $20
bet!* (See footnote
below.)
Please join us with a pledge of $20, and if the
Cardinals win, you will send that $20 to
CP-Missouri. If, on the other hand, the
Texas Rangers win, it will cost you nothing and
they
will send us $20! Talk about "easy
money"!! And we do need it!
As I write this, we already have eight loyal fans
who have stepped up to the plate and put $20 on
the table, four on each side, so at this moment,
one party or the other stands to gain $80 at
the end of the World Series. $80?
That's an insult. We need $500! So
that means we need 25 members to pledge $20 to
this fund.
(If you think this is really gambling, please do
not participate. Instead, just send $20 to
the party, in Texas, immediately, and we'll
understand.)
The Cardinals won game one - and could win game
two - then we'll have them right where we want
them! I expect a 1-1 record after tonight,
but it doesn't matter. As Yogi Berra said,
"It ain't over 'til it's over!" And I'm
putting my money on Hamilton, Young, Kinsler,
Cruz, Beltre' and Napoli! How can we
lose?
*
Technically, of course, this is not a bet, it's a
challenge, since the bettor gets no gain from
this endeavor. The fun of it is whether
their party gets the money, or ours gets
it. And the winners are not obligated to
pay anything, but wouldn't that be petty, to not
go ahead and send your favorite party some
matching funds? (We may be back to you on
that subject. :c)
NOTE: Contestants need not be residents of
Texas or Missouri to participate. Just pick
a side and join the fun!
Daniel New
Official Bookie
www.CPTexas.us
PS. Our National Coordinator has researched
the by-laws and discovered that there no rules
against having a little fun while trying to raise
some money. Yet. The National
Committee may take it up in the future, but so
far we have found a loophole! Please send
your commitment of $20 to Bryan Malatesta, or to
Daniel New.
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