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Greetings Friend, welcome to
another edition of the AECNU JV Partners
Newsletter :-)
1)
Giveaway Jubilee - Special Summer
Giveaway starts on the
25th
2) Java Scripts Magician Software
adds spice to your web
3) Railroads, Space Shuttle, and a
Horse's Ass
4) Other Giveaways seeking JV
Partners/Contributors
This is the last weekend to become
a JV Partner/Contributor to the
upcoming
Giveaway Jubilee - Special Summer
Giveaway that starts on the
25th
Giveaway Jubilee - Special Summer
Giveaway
Java Scripts Magician Software adds
spice to your web
Java
Scripts Magician Software will do what
many high priced scripts already do, but at
an extremely cost effective price.
Java
Scripts Magician Software contains over
650+ copy and paste scripts.
So check it out for yourself :-)
and be sure to look into the category
descriptions which show all the scripts
within that category ..... we think you will
be amazed at what the scripts contained
within this software will do for you
.....
Java Scripts
Magician Software
Railroads, Space Shuttle, and a
Horse's Ass
Railroad
tracks. This is
fascinating.
Be sure to
read the final paragraph; your
understanding of it will depend on
the earlier part of the
content.
The
US standard railroad gauge (distance
between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5
inches. That's an exceedingly odd
number.
Why was that
gauge used? Because that's the way they
built them
in
England,
and English expatriates built the US
railroads.
Why did the
English build them like that? Because
the first rail lines were built by the
same people who built the pre-railroad
tramways, and that's the gauge they
used.
Why did 'they'
use that gauge then? Because the people
who built the tramways used the same
jigs and tools that they used for
building wagons, which used that wheel
spacing.
Why did the
wagons have that particular odd wheel
spacing? Well, if they tried to use any
other spacing, the wagon wheels would
break on some of the old, long distance
roads in England, because that's the
spacing of the wheel
ruts.
So who built
those old rutted roads?
Imperial
Rome
built the first long distance roads in
Europe (and England) for their legions.
The roads have been used ever
since.
And the ruts in
the roads? Roman war chariots formed
the initial ruts, which everyone else
had to match for fear of destroying
their wagon wheels. Since the chariots
were made for Imperial Rome, they were
all alike in the matter of wheel
spacing Therefore the United States
standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5
inches is derived from the original
specifications for an Imperial Roman
war chariot. Bureaucracies live
forever.
So the next time
you are handed a
specification/procedure/
process
and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with
it?', you may be exactly right.
Imperial Roman army chariots were
made just wide enough to accommodate the
rear ends of two war horses (Two horse's
asses.) Now, the twist to the
story:
When you see a
Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad,
there are two big booster rockets
attached to the sides of the main fuel
tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or
SRB's. The SRB's are made by Thiokol at
their factory
in
Utah
. The engineers who designed the SRB's
would have preferred to make them a bit
fatter, but the SRB's had to be shipped
by train from the factory to the launch
site. The railroad line from the factory
happens to run through a tunnel in the
mountains, and the SRB's had to fit
through that
tunnel. The tunnel
is slightly wider than the railroad
track, and the railroad track, as you now
know, is about as wide as two horses'
behinds.
So, a major Space
Shuttle design feature of what is
arguably the world's most advanced
transportation system was determined over
two thousand years ago by the width of a
horse's ass. And you thought being a
horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient
horse's asses control almost
everything... and CURRENTLY as we are
sure you have noticed, Horse's Asses are
controlling everything
else.
Other Giveaways seeking JV
Partners/Contributors:
Independence Day Giveaway - 300 USD
Referral Contest
Launches on:
06/30/2009
Closing Doors: 07/31/2009
Giveaway Jubilee - Special Summer
Giveaway
Launches on:
06/25/2009
Closing Doors: 07/25/2009
Smashing Summer Giveaway
Launches on:
06/29/2009
Closing Doors: 07/06/2009
People's JV Giveaway
Launches on:
07/04/2009
Closing Doors: 07/31/2009
To YOUR success!
Sincerely,
Joseph Anderson CEO, AECNU Internet &
Computers
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